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He hates me. Gym selfies. One extremely easy to make a prospective internet sex partner less concerned about getting naked with a stranger is flashing them a glimpse of your normal person credentials. So including some bio information that will be a conversation point is a good idea.

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Every single time. Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. College student. Seriously——go a social netball team or something.

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Intelligence is hot. Not looking for a hookup. When Can ICU? Spend a bit of time scrolling through your camera roll and selecting something with flattering lighting. Bonus points if you dislike the outdoors.

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In my free time I like to take my shirt off and take selfies. You look like a before picture.

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Some people, basic as they may be, are attracted to puns. I still ride on the back of shopping carts when I shop. Fun possibilities for jokes aside, a blank bio——especially when accompanied by its favourite companions, a series of dimly lit bedroom selfies——is creepy as hell. We lock eyes. Just kidding. I like pizza. How are you going to beat them?

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Super tinfer are never not creepy and confusing. If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place. Seeking duet partner. A profile is supposed to intrigue and entice girls to find out more about you.

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I have my Ph. You deserve it. Just gym selfies. You never have to worry about me walking out on you. For a girl to see it she needs to be interested tindeg by your main picture and then dig deeper — which is done by sluttg the screen to see more about you. Let it show in your profile pictures and your conversation. I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex and a love for bootyliciousness. Open yourself up to the possibility of some witty post-coital repartee.

There are reasons to include one: only you know your most flattering angle, and those Korean beauty filters are getting really subtle and effective these days.

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Music is my life. He looks at me. No butt stuff on the first date. A great bio may help your Tinder slightly, but a poor bio will definitely devastate any chance of success.

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